Chapter VII: Golden Axe

While growing up, my parents, in an effort to make me slightly less nerdy, tried to convince me to enroll in some extra activities besides school. I tried many sports including football, table tennis and hockey, but often I would lose interest after a few months. I still remember that the reason for not wanting to go to hockey practice was because it collided with Denver the Last Dinosaur cartoon TV broadcast. As any of you would do, I chose Denver and quit hockey.

Chapter VI: Metal Mutant

Kids these days have it easy. Yes, I could be talking about anything but I’m really talking about porn. Yes, porn. Many of you probably could remember how hard could it be get access to titillating material in your early teens. Even a page of some magazine or newspaper with exposed breasts was enough for it to be treasured like some sort of limited edition Optimus Prime action figure.